My Own Personal Hell

Apparently, this is what hell would look like for me.

Super fun, huh?

The New York Yankees, General asshats
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein, Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell