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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Lost 2x14 "One of Them"


Alright, here goes another one. I've actually had this written since Thursday, but I made the mistake of first putting it down on paper instead of just typing it out. And since procrastination is one of the few things at which I truly excel, here's the post early Sunday morning.

Overall, a very good episode, I thought. It felt very much like the more mysterious and enchanting episodes of the first season. It didn't drag, the flashbacks were relevant, and the mysteries and interpersonal connections of the characters were furthered. I couldn't have really asked for anything more. Ok, anything more except answers. But getting strung along is a weird sort of fun in and of itself.

Anywho, on to my little list of observations:
  • The American military commander is Kate's dad. Well, stepdad, I guess. But it's him. When they're all riding in the truck at the end of the episode, he's looking at a picture of Kate as a child.
  • The US Army apparently took an interest in Sayid because he spoke such good English. That's fine, it makes sense. But where did he learn such good English? I'm no expertologist, but I don't imagine very many Republican Guardsman in the early 1990s had the benefit of a Western education.
  • Hurley stealing food? Not cool. But, at least it's not as wasteful as using it for target practice. Besides, looks like all he really had were condiments.
  • I'm pretty positively convinced that Henry Gale is an "Other." His name and story seem like a rather overt reference to the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy's last name was Gale, she had an Uncle Henry, and a hot air balloon played an integral part in the story.
  • Sawyer's a dick, but only because he's really working hard at it. Too hard, I think. The frog kinda proved that to me. I think he's gonna snap one day and just have a breakdown.
  • Since when would Locke actively aide in the torturing of another human being? He's been doing some dramatically uncharacteristic shit lately. Is this supposed to be the true basis of the character? Complete and utter unpredictability? If so, that's kinda scary.
  • So, zero is the absolute end count on the dead-man's-switch. Those glyphs looked to be some sort of buffer between fucking up and really fucking up. I kinda get the feeling that had Locke not put the numbers in right when he did, those blast doors would have come shooting down and some crazy kind of badness would have happened. It's a shame that we'll probably have to wait until next season to find out. Oh, and here's a picture of the glyphs.
  • Ok, so what was the CIA officer's reason for using Sayid? From the end of the episode, it's pretty obvious that the guy spoke fluent Arabic, so why count one captive enemy soldier to interrogate another? I guess he could have just had Sayid do it because torture is technically illegal, but since he wasn't doing anything to stop it, that reason doesn't seem likely. Was he trying erode Sayid's loyalty? Maybe; that did seem to be something they talked about an awful lot. But for what purpose? It just seemed odd. I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA guy shows up again at some point.
  • Here's another thing about the end of the ep that kinda irked me: what the hell was Sayid up to for the next 12 years? I'm assuming the plane crashed on the date that the pilot was aired, but the flashback, here, took place during Operation Desert Storm way back in 1991. With his new "skill set," was Sayid still working for Saddam for all of those years? I think the obvious answer is no, since he seems to have already gotten out by the time the current war began, but they don't really offer any explanation. The only little clue that might be out there is that footage of him on the TV in the background of Kate's dad's recruiting office in "What Kate Did;" not really a hell of a lot there, though.
  • Also, didn't anyone wonder how and why Sayid could be wandering in from the desert with at least $1000 USD on him? I don't recall that being in the SOP for the processing and release of prisoners of war.
  • Speaking vaguely of military stuff, I'm quite impressed that the producers of the show got the Desert Storm era desert uniforms right. That particular pattern of camouflage (6 color) was phased out and retired soon after the war. The US Army has been using a simpler (3 color) design since at least 1993. Would have been an easy thing to overlook, but instead goes to show just how much thought and attention to detail really does go in to Lost.
Anywho, that's it for now. Leave a comment if you've got anything to add or refute.

Cya!

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Crisis Counseling - 02/13/06

New Crisis Counseling up over at DC.

So, I'm a little confused with some of the shit that went down last week.

First, in Supes #226, why was the DCU Supes getting flashes Earth-2 Supes life? It looked like DCU Supes was fighting E2 Supes, but the whole "someone else's life flashing before" his eyes thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I guess it's for the reader's benefit, but I think it would have been better if something else happened when the two of them got together.

Second, a Phantom Zone arrow? Why in the god damned blue fuck would Superman ever put the doorway to an interdimensional prison in an arrowhead? Just so speedy could steel it from the Fortress of Solitude? Furthermore, how the hell did Speedy manage to steel anything from the Fortress of Solitude while on a tour guided by Superman, himself? That's one big damned pile of bullshit, right there.

Third, what the hell is going on with the JSA timeline? Shouldn't Powergirl be hooked up to a giant, dimension splitting machine made out of the rotting space corpse of a 70 foot tall supervillain? Even if this issue is a little out of whack with the rest of the Crisis goings on, Powergirl taking the journal of E2 Lois back to JSA headquarters still doesn't make any sense. Where did she find the time to do that before getting captured and hooked up the aforementioned rotting space corpse? I didn't think she left the bad guy base at all after the big Earth-2 reveal.

Eh, I don't even know what to say about Dick Grayson asking Barbara Gordon to marry him. I was pretty sure he had something going on with Starfire. Oh, and then there was that thing with Donna Troy, and all that flirting he did with Supergirl... Ok, maybe that does make sense, then. Nightwing's just a player.

Whatever; new stuff tomorrow. Yay!

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Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney Shoots Fellow Hunter

From the Washington Post:
Vice President Cheney accidentally sprayed a companion with birdshot while hunting quail on a private Texas ranch, injuring the man in the face, neck and chest, the vice president's office confirmed yesterday after a Texas newspaper reported the incident.

The shooting occurred late Saturday afternoon while Cheney was hunting with Harry Whittington, 78, a prominent Austin lawyer, on the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas. Hearing a covey of birds, Cheney shot at one, not realizing that Whittington had startled the quail and that he was in the line of fire.
I guess puppies just aren't enough anymore...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Lost 2x13 - "The Long Con"

Well, it's nice to see that the last episode wasn't the beginning of some kind of downward spiral.

Sure, it's nice that they flesh out all of the characters, but all of that business with Charlie was just painfully stupid.

Anywho, on to this week:
  • Charlie is a schmuck, but at least he didn’t take the heroin.
  • His logic is pretty fucking bad, though. Hurt Sun to get to Locke? At least if he was still doped up he’d have an excuse for being such an idiot.
  • Bernard’s a dentist, huh? That might come in handy down the line.
  • The Glenn Miller Orchestra thing was a little weird. The announcer had a perfect American accent. I somehow seriously doubt that an American oldies station playing Glenn Miller would have the proper signal strength to make it all the way to the other side of the world. Radio signals bounce and all, but I just don’t buy that.
  • Nice to see the writers having a little fun with their audience. Hurley’s line about the radio signal traveling through time was a hoot.
  • Oh, by the way, Glenn Miller died in a plane crash. Ok, well, the plane vanished in some fog never to be seen again. So it might not have actually “crashed.” Wikipedia Reference.
  • I understand that it might be hard for non-criminal television writers to come up with ways for Sawyer to con people, but the gold necklace thing was just stupid. Pretty amazing coincidence that those two morons had all that cash on them, huh? Cause, you know, I can’t imagine that anyone stupid enough to buy a gold chain from some seedy-looking guy out in front of a gas station would even have that kind of cash on them in the first place.
  • In the restaurant, Kate’s mother was waiting on Sawyer and his partner.
  • I don’t think Locke was really alphabetizing those books. He seemed to be flipping through all of them looking for more pieces of the film.
  • The book he was holding when Sawyer interrupted him was “The Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.” It’s a short story about a condemned man about to be hanged. It’s a good read. Check it out to see why it’s worth mentioning.

Ok, that’s all I got for right now. I’m anxious for next week, though. Looks like the Losties get to play with an Other. We apparently also get to see what happens when the timer hits zero, but since it was in the preview, I’m guessing that it doesn’t actually happen at all.

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Comic Book Day - 02/08/06

So, it's comics time again. I would have posted yesterday, but I, uh, didn't.

Anywho, I added a new book to my list this month; Robert Kirkman's Invincible. Why, you ask? Two words: wicked 'stache (see below).

Alright, then; the list:
Oh, and here's a picture of Omni-Man:

Alright, then.

Cya.

Picture via Superdickery.

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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Oh, Hey, Stormtroopers...

Here's some facial armor from MTek Weapon Systems.

As a purely academic principle, extremely well-armored soldiers are a good thing and face-masks would seem like a fair bit of common sense. Problem is, even though this thing offers some pretty impressive protection (it'll stop a .44 magnum slug), it's yet another hot and heavy piece of equipment that's gonna decrease the stamina and mobility of the troops that choose to wear it.

Also, it's kinda scary-looking. American soldiers fighting in lesser developed foreign countries already look like aliens or robots to the local populations. Adding armored plates to hide their faces isn't going to do much to help that.

Apart from its complete and total lack of practicality, though, the FAST G1 is kinda neat. It's just too bad they couldn't have made it out of transparent aluminum.

Via DefenseTech.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Crisis Counseling - 02/06/06

New Crisis Counseling up over at DC.

The Rann/Thanagar War IC Special was a little underwhelming. I'd say that I'm goingto miss Jade, but she's not really around often enough to really miss. Too bad for Alan Scott, though. He leaves his daughter alone for five minutes, and she ends up smeared all over Kyle Rayner's face.

Speaking of which, Ion's "spooky" dark matter mask is stupid. I'm sorry, but I just can't get behind a book who's main character looks like a contestant in a pie-eating contest.

Eh. On to next week.

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My New Philosophy in Life

A Sheldon comic from Comics.com.

Finally, a way to put my Bat'leth to use...

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Friday, February 03, 2006

50 Rounds per Second is a Little Much, Don't You Think?

From CNN.com.
LIVERMORE, California (AP) -- Officials at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory have added a new weapon to their armory: a high-powered machine gun that can fire more than 50 rounds per second.
Yes, because the obvious security solution for suburban office complex, National Labratory or not, is a 6-barrel, 7.62x51mm mini-gun capable of shooting off 3000 rounds per minute. Think about that for a second; 3000 rounds per minute is a hell of a lot bullets hurling through the air. At 7.62mms, this thing is easily capable of shredding an armored vehicle, let alone any kind of civillian type it's more likely to encounter.

Now, don't get me wrong; this is an awesome gun. I just can't help but feel that they may have taken this a bit too far.

What was wrong with the Browning .50 cal? Did it not kill things dead enough?

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Comic Book Day - 02/01/06

Yeah, I know I'm late, but you can bite my ass. The comic posts are just dork filler, anyway.

Yesterday was a pretty good day; two Supreme Power books and another issue of Green Lantern make for some good reading. I was a little disappointed by the lack of Superman, though. I dig all the other superheroes, but he's still the coolest.

Anywho, my list:

I also picked up the December issues of Green Arrow and Hawkman. I missed those two some how.

Picture via Superdickery.

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