The Death Forecaster

Oh, yes. Leave it to the almighty internet to bring the chimp with darts accuracy and reliability of weather forecasting into the emerging realm of end of life prediction.

DeathForecast.com is truly a marvel of modern technology that has predicted that my life will end at the ripe old age of 89. And do you know what means? Oh, yeah; that's right. I get to see the invention of warp drive, bitches!

Via LifeHacker.

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