Crisis Counseling - 02/13/06

New Crisis Counseling up over at DC.

So, I'm a little confused with some of the shit that went down last week.

First, in Supes #226, why was the DCU Supes getting flashes Earth-2 Supes life? It looked like DCU Supes was fighting E2 Supes, but the whole "someone else's life flashing before" his eyes thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I guess it's for the reader's benefit, but I think it would have been better if something else happened when the two of them got together.

Second, a Phantom Zone arrow? Why in the god damned blue fuck would Superman ever put the doorway to an interdimensional prison in an arrowhead? Just so speedy could steel it from the Fortress of Solitude? Furthermore, how the hell did Speedy manage to steel anything from the Fortress of Solitude while on a tour guided by Superman, himself? That's one big damned pile of bullshit, right there.

Third, what the hell is going on with the JSA timeline? Shouldn't Powergirl be hooked up to a giant, dimension splitting machine made out of the rotting space corpse of a 70 foot tall supervillain? Even if this issue is a little out of whack with the rest of the Crisis goings on, Powergirl taking the journal of E2 Lois back to JSA headquarters still doesn't make any sense. Where did she find the time to do that before getting captured and hooked up the aforementioned rotting space corpse? I didn't think she left the bad guy base at all after the big Earth-2 reveal.

Eh, I don't even know what to say about Dick Grayson asking Barbara Gordon to marry him. I was pretty sure he had something going on with Starfire. Oh, and then there was that thing with Donna Troy, and all that flirting he did with Supergirl... Ok, maybe that does make sense, then. Nightwing's just a player.

Whatever; new stuff tomorrow. Yay!

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