Lamest Way Ever to go to Jail

So, some jackass in Palm Beach County is probably gonna go away for a few years on grand theft charges for jacking a bunch of Star Wars Lego kits from Target. What did he do with all the kits once he got them home, you ask? Well, he resold them on eBay in his own name, of course. I mean, how could he possibly get caught?

Anyway, check out the Sun-Sentinel for the story.

Aside from jail just sucking in general, I don't imagine this guy'll have a particularly nice time explaining the object of his theft to all the armed robbers, burglars, and other 1st and 2nd degree felons.