Oh, the Horror!

Tragedy struck Macon, GA yesterday as a Krispy Kreme van crashed into a seafood restaurant, littering the vicinity with hundreds helpless jelly doughnuts.

The quote from the restaurant's owner pretty much says it all:

Skipper Zimmerman, owner of the restaurant at 3040 Vineville Ave., said that the 5:08 a.m. accident tore off the side of the truck and that the racks crashed through his window.

No one was in the restaurant at the time.

"I saw a couple hundred doughnuts," he said with a laugh.

"We had jelly on the wall inside and jelly on the wall outside. We're just lucky nobody was hurt," Zimmerman said.

Man, the dumb shit that gets reported in local news...

Read the rest here.