Revenge For Those With No Creativity

Via OhGizmo!, the Revenge CD makes ready-made revenge available to those with a completely lack of imagination.

The CD, which ships with a pair of earplugs, is a collection of incredibly loud and annoying sounds compiled for the express purpose of dealing out comeuppance to inconsiderate neighbors.

Here are the first 10 tracks:

• Drill
• Party (At Least 200 People)
• Orgasm (Outstanding)
• Train
• Drum (Played by a Child)
• Inhuman Screams
• Walking (High Heels)
• Domestic Squabble
• Doors Banging
• Bowling

Seems like a bit of a cop-out, but I guess we all can't shove a sword through the ceiling.

And yes, I did actually do that. I used to live below kangaroos.