Toe Shoes

A company called Vibram is now making toe shoes. I would have thought that they could have spent their time on, well, anything else, but apparently there's some sort of muscular benefit to this shit, despite its complete and utter gheyity.

I remember the toe sock novelty from a few years ago and just how friggin awkward and uncomfortable those things were and I can only imagine that a shoe-thick version is even more so.

Whatever, though. A lot of people out there enjoy wasting their money on shit that makes them look stupid (Come on, an H2 in South Florida? What are you, fucking retarded?), so I'm sure these stupid things'll catch on somewhere.

Via Uncrate.

Technorati tags: Toe Shoes, Five Fingers, Gadgets, Stupid Products

Repair Your Remote Controls

Here's a nice little "how-to" for dumb fucks like me people with anger issues who might occasionally take out their frustration on the closest, most flightworthy object at their disposal.

I only wish the walls and doors of my first apartment at UCF were so easily fixed with a toothbrush and a little soapy water.

Repair Your Remote Controls via Lifehacker.

Technorati tags: Gadgets, Do It Yourself, Learning to Live with My Short-sighted Temper

The Death Forecaster

Oh, yes. Leave it to the almighty internet to bring the chimp with darts accuracy and reliability of weather forecasting into the emerging realm of end of life prediction.

DeathForecast.com is truly a marvel of modern technology that has predicted that my life will end at the ripe old age of 89. And do you know what means? Oh, yeah; that's right. I get to see the invention of warp drive, bitches!

Via LifeHacker.

Technorati tags: Death Forecast, Early Morning Morbidity