Another Reason Why Florida Sucks

You know, aside from the constant heat, insects measured by the pound, alligators that eat dogs, and, oh yeah, the record number of HUGE FUCKING HURRICANES!

From the Sun Sentinel:

Driver, 93, rolls through St. Petersburg tollbooth with body embedded in windshield

ST. PETERSBURG -- A 93-year-old driver apparently suffering from dementia fatally struck a pedestrian, then continued driving through a toll booth with the man's body on his windshield, police said.

When's global warming gonna get its ass in gear and raise sea level, already?