Dick Cheney Might Resign?

Huh? What magics are these?

And just where the hell did this come from?

According to US News and World Report, today's Washington Post article has started a slew of rumors that the Dick might resign. And no, the seemingly extra "the" is not a mistake.

For those of you who only read, I dunno, The News-Press, the article was about how the Independent Counsel's office is focusing their investigation of the White House CIA leak on the VP's office. For Dick, that's some bad frelling news right there. I mean, how embarrassing must it be to have hand-picked a staff now under investigation for treason?

Anyway, as if Dick's departure wasn't enough, there are also rumors that Condi might replace him. I can only imagine the kind of confirmation battle that'll be. And if such is the case, the only way you'll get me away from C-SPAN is by prying the remote from my cold, dead hands.