All of My Ironing Dreams Come True!

The IronMan Ironing Board is an ironing board shaped, roughly, like a person. It's got an extra wide chest and shoulder area to make ironing shirts a bit easier and the shaped leg area looks like it'll make doing pants a snap.

I am so hot for this thing. I dig ironing way more than any healthy man should. But god damn it, I can get a shirt to stand up on its own, so I don't care.

Sadly, though, as if to torture me for no apparent reason, this fucking thing costs about 200 bucks.

If I ever spend that kind of money on an ironing board, the shit box had better iron my clothes itself.

Bastards...