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Monday, September 19, 2005

Yay! More Useless Crap!

I really gotta wonder what combination of drugs this dude was on when he came up with thing. A gender-based toilet light?

WTF?

Here's the gist of it from the product page:
Never argue over the toilet seat again! The His n Her Toilet Light, using its hi-tech infrared motion sensor, sees you approaching in the dark and instantly illuminates the toilet area with gentle color-coded lighting. For him, if the seat is up, red lighting provides the perfect guiding light. As an added bonus, the red light shines a bulls-eye in the water.

For her, red tells her the seat is up, while green indicates the seat is down. After you leave, this nightlight automatically turns itself off. Best of all, the gentle illumination for both him and her means you will get back to sleep quickly because your eyes remain comfortably adjusted to the dark, ready for more sleep.
My first question, after the "WTF?," mind you, would be "why?" As in, "why the hell would you need such a thing when you can just turn on the damned bathroom light?" Are you worried about disturbing your spouse? And if so, why? Do you sleep in the same room as the toilet?

Maybe you don't like being blinded by the bright bathroom lights in the middle of the night. That's fine. But why waste 30 bucks on this stupid thing when you could just buy a frickin' nightlight for $1.50?

What is it with this shit? Is the entire consumer gadget industry aimed towards idiots?

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