The Wonder Pizza, huh? Sure...

The Wonder Pizza is a pizza vending machine that cooks and serves a 9 inch pie in about 2 minutes.

I don't like this machine. As you can see from the product page, it makes a jumbled mess of crap that looks more like some sort of ass hemorrhage than a pizza.

Maybe I'm just spoiled having grown up in a place that had a New York style pizzeria on every corner, or maybe I just have higher standards than most people, but calling that shitfest a pizza is an insult.

Anyway, do me a favor and tip this thing over if you ever see it out in the wild.

Via Gizmodo.