Shower Water Temperature Gauge

Via Engadget comes the Safe Shower Temperature Gauge, a 20 dollar replacement for common sense. Tired of not being able to tell from your burnt and blistered skin that the water is too fucking hot? Well then, this waste of technology is for you.

Complete with a digital read-out and (gasp!) a clock, this worthless little do-dad will no doubt fill that void of despair you've been feeling for the past few years. Either that or, when the water pressure finally forces this thing from the end of the pipe, you'll be smacked in the head with two high speed chunks of debris rather than the standard one.

Yay!