My Hairy, White Ass!

The Razorba is a giant stick thingy that helps you shave your back. I'm not even gonna try to explain this one, so I'll just relay "The Razorba Story:"

The Razorba Story

Many men suffer from the embarrassment of back hair. But have no solution to the problem.

I invented the Razorba™ after years of frustration dealing with my own back hair. To deal with the problem I used hair removal creams, and persuaded my wife to apply it to my back, waited and then showered it off, and spent a lot of time rubbing and pulling the dissolved hair off my back. It left my back red and irritated, and still with patchy areas!

I decided to try waxing and made an appointment at a local salon. The result was a smooth back, but red from the tearing out of the hair, but much better than using the chemicals. But, not only was it dreadfully painful, and expensive ($50 a session, 2 times a month), but hair started growing back in two days! I loathed the idea of ever doing it again.

I heard about laser treatment, and wasn't sure of the discomfort, expense, or results. But I especially didn't want to permanently alter my body. Instead I decided to come up with a solution. Shaving was the natural choice, but I also wanted the convenience of doing it myself. The big problem was trying to reach the back hair. After hundreds of prototypes, numerous tweaks, and real-world testing-- the result is the Razorba™.

Now I just use the Razorba™, with some shaving cream, once a week, or when I feel like it and my back hair problem is solved.

I don't know what to say. This seems to way to weird to be real, yet there is just waiting to be bought.

Do I smell a Festivus gift?

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