How to Survive a Robot Uprising

How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion
is a new book by Daniel H. Wilson, a Carnegie Melon University roboticist and oracle of the future. The book is apparently a humorous jab (as if you couldn't tell from the title, dumbass) at the state of robotics technology and survival guide for every robot revolution cliche known to man.

The Post-Gazette has a moderately funny write-up on what sounds like an hilarious book. Here's a quoted quote from the article:

"Any robot could rebel, from a toaster to a Terminator, and so it is crucial to learn the strengths and weaknesses of every robot enemy," author Daniel H. Wilson warns in "How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion."

Paramount Pictures bought the movie rights to this thing before it was even finished and have, thus far, and have gotten Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon from Reno 911 to write the screenplay.

Oh, and if you don't understand how the picture relates to the rest of the post, mosey on over to RobotCombat.com to watch the SNL skit. You won't be sorry.

Via Slashdot.