Drunk AND a Sissy

According to the Sun Sentinel, Republican State Senator Mike Fasano of New Port Richey has introduced a bill that require the license plates of DUI offenders be pink, thus making them sissies and driving them to drink even more.

Looks like he introduced a similar law a few weeks ago mandating the first three letters of offender's plate read "DUI."

He claims the goal is to embarrass these folks into keeping clean, which would make sense if drunk drivers acknowledged any sort of consequential logic. I can't help but think they do not, because, after all, they DRIVE DRUNK.

The real kicker comes with the legal implications of the plates, though, because also included in the law is a provision that would allow police to stop any car sportin' a DUI plate without probable cause.

Ah, Florida; land of fuck-up-edness.

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